Sim-O

erm, yes. Naomi Campbell, of all people.

The Guardian:

Supermodel turned rookie journalist Naomi Campbell has interviewed the Venezuelan president, Hugo Chavez, for the latest issue of men’s magazine GQ.
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At one point Campbell asks Chavez if he would ever be photographed without a shirt, like Russian president Vladimir Putin. He replies: “Why not? Touch my muscles?”

mmm. Sounds riveting.

Hooray, Hugo Chavez has won a third term as President and despite fears of Manuel Rosales throwing a wobbler and shouting foul, has conceded.

Well done Hugo.

Saddam’s gonna swing then.
Time for a poll:
Which other vicious gits should also be seen at the end of a rope for commiting the ultimate Crime of Aggression of invading a sovereign country?