Have you seen the ads for Walls’ Magnum Mayan Mystica Flavour ice cream?
The agency have done a sweet job, earnt their money.
But what the fuck does it taste of?
Hmmm. Mayan. Mystica.
The Mayans were from South America. What else comes from South America?
Nuts! Brazil nuts! And, er, erm, coke?
Excellent. A Brazil nut and cocaine ice cream.
Should sell like hot cakes, then.
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