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My daughter is five and goes to a Catholic school. the picture below is from a newslettter/leaflet they sent home, which amongst other things explained what they will be taught this term.

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Just as it should be.

Times Online:

The size of a banker’s pile of money is like the size of anything else in a macho environment: you need the biggest one to show that you are good at what you do. The pile does not necessarily reflect personal greed, it reflects the need to be the best banker. It reflects how long and hard you have worked.

Bollox does it.

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I was going to do a post on this story, about the Tories get discount vouchers for a lap dancing club in the back of their conference brochure, along the lines of ‘isn’t it funny, what with the Conservatives calling for stronger local powers to block new clubs and family values etc.’

But then I saw this piece on LC by Laurie Penny:

Eighty three per-cent of sex workers, according to recent studies by Object and Fawcett, want to leave the profession; but thousands of women every year make that career choice, and they make it because the country in which we live is currently fostering a gruelling long-hours culture in which women make up the bulk of lower-paid, exploited workers. Women are still paid 17% less than men in full time work and 33% less in part-time work, and when they get home they are still expected to perform the bulk of domestic chores, especially if they are single parents, as many sex workers are.

But the Tory delegates who have been so warmly invited to enjoy the bodies of the low-paid women of Birmingham at a discount price do not think this is a priority. In fact, a key part of current Tory policy proposes an end to equal pay audits, insisting that ‘only those firms which lose sex discrimination cases will be subject’ to them. Until the Tories get serious about offering low-paid workers decent living wages, then any paltry statement blaming the City of Birmingham for putting entirely appropriate adverts in the back of their brochures will be crass hypocrisy.

‘Nuff said really.

Daily Mail;

Nick Clegg will risk infuriating 250,000 households tonight when he attempts to win their votes by ‘cold calling’ them during Coronation Street and EastEnders.

Families up and down the country will be disturbed by an automated telephone featuring a recorded message from the Liberal Democrat leader just as they are trying to relax.

What the fuck are the LibDems playing at?

People hate automated telephone systems.
We only sit through the “press 1 for accounts. Press 2 for more options. Press 3 to wait an unspecified length of time.” because we have no choice when we call the bank/insurance company/zoo. We ring up and then have to sit through lots of lists of options, I think the most I’ve had to wade through is 4 menus, while all the time there is no option that sounds like the one you want when it would be quicker and easier to tell someone your basic problem and they put you through. People don’t like machines on phones.

People hate cold calls. It’s annoying enough to get fuckers ringing up out of the blue trying to sell you windows or kitchens. People leave the phone on the side and bugger off leaving the caller talking to themselves and other silly games. Normally nice people that wouldn’t say boo to, well anything, blow whistles down the phone, potentially damaging the hearing of the caller, who may not have much choice about their career path and are only doing the job because it’s a warm office instead of cleaning toilets.
Taking that into consideration, why would anyone listen to a recorded message that phones up out of the blue?

And how are the phone numbers selected? Did someone trawl a phone book? Does the machine just dial random numbers? has a list been bought from somewhere?

So if people don’t like to talk to machines on the telephone, and people really don’t like cold callers, who was the brainbox that thought it would be a good idea to put the two together?

*sorry for the obvious title for post*

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Via Obnoxio the Clown

Beer, drugs and shouting at the party in power. What more could you want of a weekend?

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The Guardian:

Phorm, the controversial ad-targeting system, does conform to European data laws, the UK government has said

Bollox.

The Plymouth-Banjul Challenge:

The original Banger Challenge, that has spawned so many others. In December 2002, the first group of hopeful souls left the UK in a motley collection of vehicles, optimistically believing that Julian Nowill knew what he was doing, and had substance and experience behind his words. Despite later finding out to the contrary, this first event was a great success and most of the 42 Teams even made it to Banjul. This Challenge is now in it’s seventh year!

The Banjul Challenge heads South through Morocco, Western Sahara, Mauritania and Senegal, arriving in Banjul in The Gambia. The route travels mostly on tarmac roads, but the highlight is the two-day crossing of the Sahara Desert. The journey is approximately 3700 miles, and can comfortably be covered in three weeks (if all goes well). Those in a hurry have completed in under two weeks, but that is missing the point, really. This is NOT a race. There is so much of interest en-route that it makes no sense to rush your travels.

The Challenge really starts in Southern Spain, where hotel accommodation is provided. The Road Book provides the clues as the Participants bond over a beer (or two) in the hotel bar, and form into travelling groups for the journey South. Ahead lies Sand, Sea and… even more sand. Experience the heat of the desert sun, and the challenge of nursing a knackered car all the way to destinations that most people would only consider flying to.

This Challenge is only open to Left-Hand Drive vehicles. The route can be completed by almost any vehicle, and there is no distinct advantage to having 4×4 drive (except when others are stuck in the sand!). It is a condition of entry that All vehicles MUST be donated to the Control Committee in The Gambia. The vehicles are auctioned and the funds raised are distributed to local worthy causes. This is the only legitimate way to ensure that the best price is obtained and that the funds are distributed appropriately. Nasty things do happen to those who might flout this requirement, because it is illegal to sell your vehicle privately.

And I have a couple of friends doing it this year.

Team Gonzo.

The vehicle Team Gonzo have bought is a 23 year old BMW E30. Not just any BMW, but a 324 diesel, which according to my sources wasn’t available in 1985.
Oh, did I mention that it cost £100? There’s been a couple of teething problems with it, but the guys are working their way through them and getting the car sorted ready for departure at the end of December.

Rajan and Ravi are doing this, not just for an adventure, but to raise some money for a couple of charities, in addition to the local organisations that receive the proceed from the auction of the vehicles in Banjul.
The first is Kids For Kids:

KIDS FOR KIDS helps children living in remote villages in Darfur, Sudan, who live lives of inexcusable hardship. It is the only organisation created specially to help children in Darfur. It supports families through long term, self sustainable projects, identified and run by the villagers themselves. KIDS FOR KIDS is different because it enables people to improve their own lives in the way they want – by listening to the families themselves we help them in the most effective way. And by supporting a number of initiatives, some very small, we are making a major difference to over 165,000 people – despite the tragedy of the ongoing conflict.

and the second is Build A School In India:

Who are we?
Id:ology.
All our work is dedicated to helping people to be the best version of themselves they can be. What it means to be yourself, to be fully alive, and to put that originality of identity to work, at work.
Click here to find out more.

Every year we nominate a cause in residence.
This year, our cause is St. Mary’s School in India. It’s the biggest project that we’ve tackled so far, and for that we need your help.
St. Mary’s School needs only $300,000 (currently just over £150,000) to give each child the opportunity of two years of further education, enabling them to get to university, and we’ve pledged to help them raise it. Our aim is to extend the school, in building, in capacity, in capability, and reach.

Throw $300,000 at the education system of a developed country and it will barely make a difference. Put it in the little oasis of possibility that’s St. Mary’s School, and you’ll be making infinite use of a finite sum. If we can awaken the children, we can save the world.

So be a sport and sponsor, donate or whatever you want to call it and help Rajan and Ravi raise some money for kids that desperately need it. Just a fiver or tenner will do. They are taking your sponsorship/donations via JustGiving.com here (for Kids for Kids) and here (Build a school in India).

BBC:

Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe has signed a historic power-sharing deal with his long-time rival, opposition leader Morgan Tsvangirai.

The two smiled and shook hands at the ceremony in the capital, Harare, attended by African dignitaries.

Mr Tsvangirai said the agreement provided the best hope for Zimbabwe and called on President Mugabe to work together to implement the deal.

Mr Mugabe said he was committed to national unity and would do “his best”.

Mugabe will do “his best”? What the fuck does that mean? He’s gonna try not to have people beaten shitless? He isn’t going to make people disappear?

Part of me thinks the MDC are kidding themselves and shouldn’t go into an agreement with that cunt. Would you trust him? They should’ve ousted him.

The other part of me, thinks it’s easy for me to say the above when there aren’t any so called ‘war veterans’ on their way round to my house wanting to show me their collection hammers, drills and bits of wood with nails through the end.

Slow, gradual change generally leads to a more stable result in the end anyway, doesn’t it? And again, I can accept a slow transformation, I don’t have to pay millions for a loaf of bread.

The petition:

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to promote a meaningful public debate on voters’ experience of elections, and let voters determine if there is a case for changing the way we elect MPs.

The response:

…the Government continues to believe that the current voting system for UK general elections works well, and that any future change would require the consent of the British people in a referendum.

The system can’t be changed without a referendum, fair enough, but if we can’t have a referendum for the EU constitutionthere certainly won’t be one for this.