Caribbean Paranoia

June 3rd, 2008 § 0 comments § permalink

Nadine Dorries:

I am really not that happy with the fact that every news outlet is splashing around the news that Prince William, second in line to the throne, is going to be sitting on a boat in the Caribbean for a few months.

We are at war on a number of fronts, with terrorists having access to weaponry and technology equal to that of our allies.

Am I alone in thinking this level of openness may be a tad rash?

Fuck me!! How shrill are you nadine?
I don’t think you need to worry about the hier to the throne just yet.

You say we are at war with terrorists who have access to arms equal to ours. But from what I’ve heard, they don’t have aircraft carriers, destroyers, fighter jets, tanks, laser guided missiles, torpedoes, intercontinental missiles and a fuck load of the little gadgety things that soldiers have.

What they do have are mortars, rocket launchers, suicide bombers using homemade explosives, some of which gets as far as the detonator going off before going splat in a soggy lump on the ground and they could probably get their hands on a boat if they wanted to. All of which is not really comparable to a modern standing army.

You could say that for all their technological disadvantage they’re not dong too badly. But then, they’re still not as successful as the pIRA were and secondly it’s a fuckload harder to sneak up on someone in the middle of the carabean when there’s no one about that it is to drive a car or lorry, packed with explosives, through some gates.

I think Prince William will be alright this time.

The welcoming party

June 3rd, 2008 § 0 comments § permalink

George W. Bush is coming to the UK... and we'll be waiting for him.

Basic terrorism…

May 31st, 2008 § 0 comments § permalink

Decide on a target:
comedy terrorism
From Asian Voice

1) He can’t be fucking arsed to find out where his target is.
2) He’s going to use a, shall we say, method of blowing people up that doesn’t have the most reliable of histories.

And we’re supposed to be scared of these clowns? The only thing I’m bothered about is the standard of the education this twats’ been giving.

Britain is now ‘worse than Iraq’

May 29th, 2008 § 0 comments § permalink

The Scum:

A HERO paratrooper attacked with an iron bar as he went to buy a pizza last night branded Broken Britain “more dangerous than Iraq”.

I think the expression used when on teh internets is ROFLMFAO!!1!

For a more considered response, try Septic Isle:

Quite so. By the lowest estimate, since the 2003 invasion 150,000 Iraqis have died in violent circumstances, with the numbers injured incalculable. By contrast, the murder rate in the UK stubbornly sticks in the region of the mid 700s, or at least has done now for quite some time.

What sort of wingnut actually believes this shit?
How the fuck can Britain be more dangerous than Iraq? For a start, we don’t have more than the population of Oxford running around the place with various types of explosives shooting anything that moves. And because of that, we also don’t have the people the Multi-National Force are trying to get, blowing shit up.

What we do have is a shrill fucking ‘news’ ‘paper’ latching onto anything and everything to get forward it’s agenda of [insert Murdochs latest whim here].

Fantasy explosives

May 15th, 2008 § 0 comments § permalink

With reference to the recreation of the ‘liquid bombs’.
Obsolete:

…this is the experts who know what they’re doing using the exact same materials as the rank amateurs were meant to, and the danger of rather than explosives blowing up a plane but instead going off in the face of the bomb-maker was so great that the detonator had to be inserted using a remote-controlled machine. We’re meant to assume that if this plot was going to come to fruition that the 8 men were going to overcome the volatility of the materials they were using, something the experts couldn’t, succeed in smuggling the bombs onto an airplane without the explosives going off prematurely on the journey to the airport and then the plane, and then again manage, after fully constructing the bomb, to detonate it without anyone else noticing what they were up to with an explosion so successful that it would result in the deaths of everyone on board.

Unlawful asset freezing

April 24th, 2008 § 0 comments § permalink

The Times Online:

The Government’s powers to freeze the bank accounts of people it declares to be terrorist suspects are unlawful, the High Court has ruled.

Mr Justice Collins said that asset-freezing orders, introduced by Gordon Brown when he was Chancellor of the Exchequer, had the “most drastic effect” on the lives of British citizens, who were not allowed to know the detail of the allegations against them.

In a fiercely critical judgment, he added that the financial sanctions were unfair and absurd, and breached the fundamental rights of individuals.

This judge seems to have his head screwed on right, doesn’t he.

The judge said: “I take the view that the Orders in Council [the Terrorism Order and the Al-Qaeda and Taleban Order], as they stand, are not lawful. So far as the Terrorism Order is concerned, (this is) largely because it applies a far lower threshold – suspicion – than is justified by the UN resolution.”

“On the al-Qaeda order, it is because there is no fair means of enabling the individual to obtain any relief against the listing, because he doesn’t know what is alleged against him.”

He added that he had real concerns that the orders had introduced a criminal offence, of assisting a listed person, without consulting parliament

Yes or No?

April 22nd, 2008 § 0 comments § permalink

It’s a simple question. It has big ramifications:

Is waterboarding torture?

Bush, McCain et al seem to have made up their mind, but to help you decide watch this short film from Amnestys’ Unsubscribe campaign.

The film itself will be posted later when I get home from work and off a locked-down computer. I’m sure you’ve probably seen it by now anyway.

Guess Who…?

January 14th, 2008 § 0 comments § permalink

Evidence was provided to the police relating to the crimes of:-

• genocide, crimes against humanity, war crimes and conduct ancillary to these crimes under Sections 51 and 52 of The International Criminal Court Act 2001.
• a crime against peace and complicity in a crime against peace under Articles 6 and 7 of The Nuremburg Principles.
• murder, incitement to murder and conspiracy to murder under the Offences Against the Person Act 1861.
• conspiracy to commit genocide, a crime against humanity and war crimes under the Criminal Law Act 1977.

Courtesy of one of the Chickens

Related: Justice Perverter

EDM 401: Iraq Employees

December 5th, 2007 § 0 comments § permalink

EDM 401: Iraq Employees:

That this House recognises the courage of Iraqis who have worked alongside British troops and diplomats in southern Iraq, often saving British lives; notes that many such Iraqis have been targeted for murder by Iraqi militias in Basra, and that an unknown number have already been killed, whilst many others are in hiding; further recognises that many Iraqis who have worked for fewer than 12 months for the UK are threatened by death squads; and therefore calls upon the Prime Minister to meet the UK’s moral obligations by offering resettlement to all Iraqis who are threatened with death for the “crime” of helping British troops and diplomats.

Go here to see if your MP has signed it.

If they haven’t, send them a polite email asking them to, and if they won’t, why they won’t.

related: Dan Hardie: Letting Them Die

Turkey recalls ambassador to US

October 12th, 2007 § 0 comments § permalink

After Congress labelled the genocide in Armenians in 1915-17, erm, genocide, Turkey has recalled it’s ambassador for ‘consultations’.

US President George W Bush had argued against the resolution, saying its passage would do “great harm” to relations with “a key ally in Nato and in the global war on terror”.

Can’t be doing with upsetting a T.W.A.T.* ally, now can we Georgie. After all, if 1.5 million is a genocide then…

*The War Against Terrorism

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