June 20th, 2008 § 0 comments § permalink

Ain’t it about time this stroppy bint got sent down for a spell in chockey?

Mind yer fecking language

June 12th, 2008 § 0 comments § permalink

I’ve noticed I’ve been using more and more swearing in my posts. It’s not a conscious decision to go down the swearblog route, I think I’ve just started to relax a bit more.

Anyway, if I’ve offended anyone, stop being so fucking sensitive!

June 7th, 2008 § 0 comments § permalink

The Reg:

The 36-kilometer long Hangzhou Bay Bridge was opened to the public last month, and is considered the longest sea-crossing bridge in the world. Oh wonderful. People love big landmarks.

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Thanks Orange!

June 2nd, 2008 § 0 comments § permalink

Orange have told me they’ve improved the network coverage in my area.
Thank you very much, just what I didn’t want. Reception in the pub.


May 26th, 2008 § 2 comments § permalink

Ever read a post that you wish you hadn’t?
Try LaysciencesTop Ten Bizarre Parasite Photos.

It’s eyes that make me squirm.

Nearly got him

May 23rd, 2008 § 0 comments § permalink


Israeli fighter aircraft were scrambled to intercept a jet carrying former prime minister Tony Blair

Mr Blairs’ plane had aroused suspicions after it failed to identify itself as a friendly aircraft.

It was only after the two warplanes had taken up an attack position that his aircrew used the radio to explain who the were and who they had on board

Just one slip of the finger, that’s all it would’ve taken. Just one slip…

Have you noticed…

May 15th, 2008 § 0 comments § permalink

Of all the news bulletins I’ve read/watched/listened to, something has only just occured to me.
It’s always a 17/18/19 year old boy that gets murdered but a 17/18/19 year old man that does the murdering.

Living dangerously

May 12th, 2008 § 0 comments § permalink

Ten minutes later, he had escaped and we were running for our lives…

Credit where it’s due

May 9th, 2008 § 0 comments § permalink

From the B3ta email 327:

CREDIT WHERE IT IS DUE – “It really grinds my gears when for example someone gets in a car wreck, they are completely fucked up, head hanging off, blood pissing everywhere.

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Flavours of…

April 29th, 2008 § 0 comments § permalink

Have you seen the ads for Walls’ Magnum Mayan Mystica Flavour ice cream?
The agency have done a sweet job, earnt their money.

But what the fuck does it taste of?

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